is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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