I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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