I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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