Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
tell me about the eggs
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