I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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