Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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