does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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