Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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