I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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