you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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