I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You don't make any sense
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