i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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