Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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