The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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