hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Randomize
