one two three fourrrrnication!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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