if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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