I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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