Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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