whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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