If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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