I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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