The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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