It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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