I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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