i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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