I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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