I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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