it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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