I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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