just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
