fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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