Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
