Do vagina's smell?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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