she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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