what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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