Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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