Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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