he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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