i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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