You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Vodka?
Forever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You've changed since you got that strap on
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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