We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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