No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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