All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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