I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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