Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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