Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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