Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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