btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
