i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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