This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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