I must be too annoying 4 u.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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